Episode 092: Maybe We Should Get a Boat

Episode 092: Maybe We Should Get a Boat
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Matthew and Toby catch up on the World Series (!), taking a look back at Game One and the marvel that is Juan Soto, talking about what’s at stake in Game Two (prior to first pitch), and previewing Matthew’s World Series weekend in D.C. Toby updates BM Nation on our preseason predictions contest, and Matthew tries to name this episode “My Asshole Fell Out."

Episode 087: I Was Allowed to Talk to Her Again in the Morning

Episode 087: I Was Allowed to Talk to Her Again in the Morning
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Matthew and Toby discuss strategies to watch October baseball from distant time zones, analyze every detail from the bottom of the 8th inning of the National League Wild Card Game, scurry past the end of the Cleveland season, and make some bold (and similar) predictions about the Division Series.

Episode 086: It's Gotta Be Your Bull

Episode 086: It's Gotta Be Your Bull
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Matthew and Toby get one more friendly recording in on this, the final week of the regular season, and discuss their teams, their countries, and their emotional states. Matthew talks about one of the best things that’s happened to him this decade, and Toby short-circuits over the (pretty unlikely) possibility of a three-way tie for the AL Wild Card.

Episode 084: The September Glide Towards Doom

Episode 084: The September Glide Towards Doom
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Matthew and Toby catch up on three weeks of baseball and discuss what’s saddest about the impending end of the season. Matthew gets very upset about postseason nomenclature, Toby gets very nervous about his hats, and both reflect on the glory days of mid-August. The boys go around the horn on MLB’s announcement about PEDs in sexual enhancement pills, Jomboy’s delightful success, Curt Schilling’s threat to run for Congress, and Pete Buttigieg’s controversial stance against the DH.

Episode 083: Only Daddy Likes Baseball

Episode 083: Only Daddy Likes Baseball
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Matthew and Toby record a new episode during a particularly stressful Sunday afternoon, going around the horn on the beauty of baseball crowds (with internet assists from past guests Peter Bondi and Kelly Kreft), Puig Fever in Cleveland, and avoiding sweeps. And the boys finally get the technology to cooperate to have Joe Rospars, CEO of Blue State Digital and advisor to Sen. Elizabeth Warren, on for a Half-Hearted Attempt at Empathy.

Episode 082: Actually Not Fake This Time

Episode 082: Actually Not Fake This Time
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Puiiiiiiiiig!!!

Matthew and Toby unpack the trade deadline and react in real time to some last-minute swaps, while going deep on the big three-way that sent Yasiel Puig, Franmil Reyes, and more to Cleveland and Trevor Bauer to Cincinnati—as well as the gigantic brawl involving Puig that happened AFTER THE TRADE. Finally, Toby bids Trev a fond farewell.

Episode 081: My British Pants

Episode 081: My British Pants
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Matthew and Toby keep the streak going because not recording on a weekly basis could displease the baseball gods. The boys go around the horn about their teams’ recent performance and other ridiculous heat waves, Boston playing under protest, Trea Turner hitting for the cycle (again), and major heel turns by the Yankees and Twins pitching staffs. This one wraps with some fairly mild wish lists for the trade deadline.

Next time, Battery Mates will discuss their baseball bucket lists. What do you want to see in person before you’re banned from baseball?

Episode 078: Sans the Hat

Episode 078: Sans the Hat
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Matthew and Toby talk baseball for the second time in a week and go around the horn about Toby’s decision to switch hats, Matthew’s trips to D.C. for live baseball during the Nats’ recent turnaround, the latest bonkers thing Max Scherzer did, the New York Times coverage of Trevor Bauer and his new marketing company, and the ridiculous proposal being floated to have the Tampa Bay franchise split time in Montreal.

The boys wrap the show with a deeper dive on Dock Ellis, whose known mostly for throwing a no-hitter while under the influence of LSD. For more, listeners should definitely check out No-No: A Dockumentary.

Episode 077: It's Called Home Schooling, Not Clubhouse Schooling

Episode 077: Called Home Schooling Not Clubhouse Schooling
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Matthew and Toby are live from Boston’s Fenway Park—well, at least to start the episode. Audio issues forced a scrapping of the bulk of the recording. (Imagine a conference call with people in a wind storm. It’s like that, except instead of wind, it’s Boston fans yelling and two people who don’t really know how to use their travel recorder.) Luckily, for Battery Mates Nation, the boys picked the ball up two weeks later to finish the episode: recapping the Fenway visit, discussing the state of their teams, and providing an exciting/bizarre update in the exciting/bizarre saga of Drake LaRoche.

Lastly, a research project for everyone: Which team does each presidential candidate root for? Sure, policies matter, and the debates are important. But this a fundamental measure of character.